I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing on the edge, about to jump off. So i ran over and said "Stop! don't do it!" "
Why shouldn't I?" he said.
I said, "Well, there's so much to live for!"
He said, "Like what?"
I said, "Well...are you religious or atheist?"
He said, "Religious." I said, "Me too!
Are you Christian or Buddhist?" He said, "Christian." I said, "Me too!
Are you Catholic or Protestant?" He said, "Protestant." I said, "Me too!
Are you Episcopalian or Baptist?" He said, "Baptist!" I said, "Wow! Me too!
Are you Baptist Church of God or Baptist Church of the Lord?" He said, "Baptist Church of God!" I said, "Me too!
Are you original Baptist Church of God, or are you Reformed Baptist Church of God?" He said, "Reformed Baptist Church of God!" I said, "Me too!
Are you Reformed Baptist Church of God, reformation of 1879, or Reformed Baptist Church of God, reformation of 1915?"
He said, "Reformed Baptist Church of God, reformation of 1915!"
I said, "Die, heretic scum," and pushed him off.
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