Wednesday, June 15, 2011

Excellent Emo Phillips Quote


I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing on the edge, about to jump off. So i ran over and said "Stop! don't do it!" "

Why shouldn't I?" he said. 

I said, "Well, there's so much to live for!" 

He said, "Like what?" 

I said, "Well...are you religious or atheist?" 

He said, "Religious." I said, "Me too! 

Are you Christian or Buddhist?" He said, "Christian." I said, "Me too! 

Are you Catholic or Protestant?" He said, "Protestant." I said, "Me too! 

Are you Episcopalian or Baptist?" He said, "Baptist!" I said, "Wow! Me too! 

Are you Baptist Church of God or Baptist Church of the Lord?" He said, "Baptist Church of God!" I said, "Me too! 

Are you original Baptist Church of God, or are you Reformed Baptist Church of God?" He said, "Reformed Baptist Church of God!" I said, "Me too! 

Are you Reformed Baptist Church of God, reformation of 1879, or Reformed Baptist Church of God, reformation of 1915?" 

He said, "Reformed Baptist Church of God, reformation of 1915!" 

I said, "Die, heretic scum," and pushed him off.