Sunday, July 27, 2008

emo phillips quote


i love this quote by emo phillips:

I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing on the edge, about to jump off. so i ran over and said "stop! don't do it!" "

Why shouldn't I?" he said. 

I said, "Well, there's so much to live for!" 

He said, "Like what?" 

I said, "Well...are you religious or atheist?" 

He said, "Religious." 

I said, "Me too! Are you Christian or Buddhist?" 

He said, "Christian." 

I said, "Me too! Are you Catholic or Protestant?" 

He said, "Protestant." 

I said, "Me too! Are you Episcopalian or Baptist?" 

He said, "Baptist!" 

I said, "Wow! Me too! Are you Baptist Church of God or Baptist Church of the Lord?" 

He said, "Baptist Church of God!" 

I said, "Me too! Are you original Baptist Church of God, or are you Reformed Baptist Church of God?" 

He said, "Reformed Baptist Church of God!" 

I said, "Me too! Are you Reformed Baptist Church of God, reformation of 1879, or Reformed Baptist Church of God, reformation of 1915?" 

He said, "Reformed Baptist Church of God, reformation of 1915!" 

I said, "Die, heretic scum", and pushed him off.